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标题:一段很帅的英语对话

    等级:兜神
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2007-12-02 22:53:39  楼主
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昨天来了个老外,进到办公室,前台小姐左看右看,大家都在打游戏,只有自己比较清闲,就面带微笑的:“hello?”

老外:“hi.”

前台小姐:“you have what thing?” 

老外:“can you speak english?”

前台小姐:“if i not speak english, i am speaking what?”

老外:“can anybody else speak english? ”

前台小姐:“you yourself look. all people are playing,no people have time, you can wait, you wait, you not wait, you go.”

老外:“good heavens. anybody here can speak english?”

前台小姐:“ shout what shout, quiet a little, you on earth have what thing.”

老外:“i want to speak to your head.”

前台小姐:“head not zai.you tomorrow come.”

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        深切悼念四川遇难者......

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    等级:新兜
    积分:32
2007-12-03 10:13:14

這個我看還能得懂.英文水平比我好.

 
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        death
    等级:兜哥
    积分:211
2007-12-03 23:48:06

哈哈  笑死了

 
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    等级:兜爷
    积分:447
2007-12-06 18:29:22

 

 
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        ●…緈 諨死ˋ ;〢
    等级:兜哥
    积分:390
2007-12-09 17:50:58

中国式英语
PEOPLE HILL PEOPLE SEA
GIVE YOU SOME COLOR SEE SEE

 
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        zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz
    等级:兜爷
    积分:538
2007-12-09 19:42:08

Chinglish。。老师当作事例来说哈。。
 

 
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        To love,like you have never been hurt before. To dance,like nobody would watch. To sing,like nobody would listen. To work,like you don not need any money. To live,like there is no tomorrow.
    等级:新兜
    积分:96
2007-12-09 22:25:02

老外会疯!

 
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        DANCING KING BACK!
    等级:小兜
    积分:165
2008-01-18 19:48:10

好久没回来了,,,
下午刚考完,就回家了
三个月,第一次坐在我的电脑前~~`激动啊~`

 
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        ╭⌒oО深藍色的天空﹖.*總是最純净的夢魔﹖╲_/~↘ 却讓人在其中迷失方向˙ --by 盏&芯
    等级:兜爷
    积分:522
2008-01-23 20:38:33

前台小姐也会疯...

 
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    等级:兜爷
    积分:592
2008-01-24 17:44:39

抓狂。。。。

 
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        黎明前的黑暗。
    等级:小兜
    积分:135
2008-03-07 05:42:00

服了。。。

 
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